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# Ancient Egypt, 2686 CE: In the time of the Old Kingdom, Tucker found himself as the beloved companion of a young scribe named Amenhotep. Known then as "Tukr," he was a black and white hound with floppy ears and a curled tail. Tukr's adventures often led him to sneak into the royal kitchens, where he would charm the cooks with his playful antics and score scraps of exotic delicacies. His greatest feat was accidentally discovering a hidden chamber in the Great Pyramid of Giza while chasing after a particularly plump desert hare. Pharaoh Khufu was so amused by Tukr's accidental exploration that he commissioned a small statue of the dog to be placed within the pyramid, ensuring Tukr's legacy would last for millennia. | # Ancient Egypt, 2686 CE: In the time of the Old Kingdom, Tucker found himself as the beloved companion of a young scribe named Amenhotep. Known then as "Tukr," he was a black and white hound with floppy ears and a curled tail. Tukr's adventures often led him to sneak into the royal kitchens, where he would charm the cooks with his playful antics and score scraps of exotic delicacies. His greatest feat was accidentally discovering a hidden chamber in the Great Pyramid of Giza while chasing after a particularly plump desert hare. Pharaoh Khufu was so amused by Tukr's accidental exploration that he commissioned a small statue of the dog to be placed within the pyramid, ensuring Tukr's legacy would last for millennia. | ||
# Renaissance Italy, 1505 CE: Reborn as "Tuccaro," a sprightly spaniel in Florence, Tucker found himself in the studio of none other than Leonardo da Vinci. His penchant for mischief often resulted in toppled easels and paw prints in wet paint, but Leonardo couldn't help but be charmed by the dog's spirited nature. Tuccaro's love for food led him to discover truffles in the nearby forests, inspiring Leonardo to invent a truffle-finding apparatus based on the dog's keen nose. Legend has it that Tuccaro's playful expression | # Renaissance Italy, 1505 CE: Reborn as "Tuccaro," a sprightly spaniel in Florence, Tucker found himself in the studio of none other than Leonardo da Vinci. His penchant for mischief often resulted in toppled easels and paw prints in wet paint, but Leonardo couldn't help but be charmed by the dog's spirited nature. Tuccaro's love for food led him to discover truffles in the nearby forests, inspiring Leonardo to invent a truffle-finding apparatus based on the dog's keen nose. Legend has it that Tuccaro's playful expression is said to be the inspiration for Mona Lisa's famous smile, a secret, loving tribute from the artist to his four-legged muse. | ||
# The Wild West, 1865 CE: In post-Civil War America, Tucker was reincarnated as "Buck," a loyal companion to a traveling chef named Cornelius P. Hawthorne. Buck's adventurous spirit and love for food made him the perfect assistant for Hawthorne's business. The clever canine would perform tricks to draw crowds and even sniff out gold deposits to be used in ahead of their time, decedent deserts. Buck's crowning achievement was inadvertently exposing a gang of train robbers when he chased a prairie dog into their hidden cave, resulting in their capture and earning Hawthorne and Buck a substantial reward and local fame. | # The Wild West, 1865 CE: In post-Civil War America, Tucker was reincarnated as "Buck," a loyal companion to a traveling chef named Cornelius P. Hawthorne. Buck's adventurous spirit and love for food made him the perfect assistant for Hawthorne's business. The clever canine would perform tricks to draw crowds and even sniff out gold deposits to be used in ahead of their time, decedent deserts. Buck's crowning achievement was inadvertently exposing a gang of train robbers when he chased a prairie dog into their hidden cave, resulting in their capture and earning Hawthorne and Buck a substantial reward and local fame. | ||
# Seattle, WA 2024 CE: Tucker now lives with his current caretakers, Gavin and Dan. He enjoys long hot girl walks in the arboretum and sleeping in his many beds. He has convinced Gavin and Dan to let him try all of the culinary delights of the modern age. He has learned to communicate at the level of a college graduate using only side eye. He also recently learned to drive stick shift and often sneaks out at night to participate in illegal street racing competitions in Seattle/Tacoma. | # Seattle, WA 2024 CE: Tucker now lives with his current caretakers, Gavin and Dan. He enjoys long hot girl walks in the arboretum and sleeping in his many beds. He has convinced Gavin and Dan to let him try all of the culinary delights of the modern age. He has learned to communicate at the level of a college graduate using only side eye. He also recently learned to drive stick shift and often sneaks out at night to participate in illegal street racing competitions in Seattle/Tacoma. | ||
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Gallery | Gallery | ||
[[File:TIMG 5805.JPEG|260px]] | [[File:TIMG 5805.JPEG|260px]] Tuccaro's mischievous smile, Venice Italy 1509 | ||
[[File:TIMG 7264.JPEG|260px]] | [[File:TIMG 7264.JPEG|260px]] Disrespecting his surroundings, Seattle WA 2023 | ||
[[File:TIMG 7021 (1).png|260px]] | [[File:TIMG 7021 (1).png|260px]] | ||
Tuck - 1869 | Tuck, Wyoming - 1869 | ||
[[File:TIMG 5740.JPEG|260px]] | [[File:TIMG 5740.JPEG|260px]] | ||
[[File:TIMG 8201.JPEG|260px]] | [[File:TIMG 8201.JPEG|260px]] After getting caught coming home at 5:00 AM after winning his drag race, Seattle WA 2024 | ||
Latest revision as of 16:25, 18 October 2024
| Tucker the Dog | |
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| Aliases | Wumpy, T-Baby, Mr. Dipsy, Grumpkin, Sweet Boy, Mr. Boy-Baby, Tukr, Tuccaro, Buck |
| Breed | Aussie-Doodle (but maybe Bernedoodle) |
| Favorite Activity | Hot Girl Walks |
Tucker, the eternally spirited canine, has lived many lives throughout history, always maintaining his whimsical nature and insatiable appetite for both food and adventure. His soul has traversed the ages, bringing joy and mischief wherever he goes. Here are three of Tucker's most memorable incarnations:
- Ancient Egypt, 2686 CE: In the time of the Old Kingdom, Tucker found himself as the beloved companion of a young scribe named Amenhotep. Known then as "Tukr," he was a black and white hound with floppy ears and a curled tail. Tukr's adventures often led him to sneak into the royal kitchens, where he would charm the cooks with his playful antics and score scraps of exotic delicacies. His greatest feat was accidentally discovering a hidden chamber in the Great Pyramid of Giza while chasing after a particularly plump desert hare. Pharaoh Khufu was so amused by Tukr's accidental exploration that he commissioned a small statue of the dog to be placed within the pyramid, ensuring Tukr's legacy would last for millennia.
- Renaissance Italy, 1505 CE: Reborn as "Tuccaro," a sprightly spaniel in Florence, Tucker found himself in the studio of none other than Leonardo da Vinci. His penchant for mischief often resulted in toppled easels and paw prints in wet paint, but Leonardo couldn't help but be charmed by the dog's spirited nature. Tuccaro's love for food led him to discover truffles in the nearby forests, inspiring Leonardo to invent a truffle-finding apparatus based on the dog's keen nose. Legend has it that Tuccaro's playful expression is said to be the inspiration for Mona Lisa's famous smile, a secret, loving tribute from the artist to his four-legged muse.
- The Wild West, 1865 CE: In post-Civil War America, Tucker was reincarnated as "Buck," a loyal companion to a traveling chef named Cornelius P. Hawthorne. Buck's adventurous spirit and love for food made him the perfect assistant for Hawthorne's business. The clever canine would perform tricks to draw crowds and even sniff out gold deposits to be used in ahead of their time, decedent deserts. Buck's crowning achievement was inadvertently exposing a gang of train robbers when he chased a prairie dog into their hidden cave, resulting in their capture and earning Hawthorne and Buck a substantial reward and local fame.
- Seattle, WA 2024 CE: Tucker now lives with his current caretakers, Gavin and Dan. He enjoys long hot girl walks in the arboretum and sleeping in his many beds. He has convinced Gavin and Dan to let him try all of the culinary delights of the modern age. He has learned to communicate at the level of a college graduate using only side eye. He also recently learned to drive stick shift and often sneaks out at night to participate in illegal street racing competitions in Seattle/Tacoma.
Prior to moving in with Gavin and Dan he lived with his Grandmother, Marty, where he enjoyed swimming in lakes and buzz cuts, but he has since grown to live his beautiful, long curly flow. Prior to that, he lived with the mysterious daughter of Marty, who could not satisfy his love for adventure and food.
Gallery
Tuccaro's mischievous smile, Venice Italy 1509
Disrespecting his surroundings, Seattle WA 2023
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Tuck, Wyoming - 1869
After getting caught coming home at 5:00 AM after winning his drag race, Seattle WA 2024